Becoming American

By Thomas Macauley on

“Since becoming a Real American,” roared Paul Bunyan, “I can look any man straight in the eye and tell him to go to hell!…”
– Paul Bunyan to Babe after changing from Paul Bunyon and Bébé

“I believe what I said yesterday. I don’t know what I said, but I know what I think, and, well, I assume it’s what I said.”
– Donald Rumsfeld as SecDef

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